|me:||It seems that I am not immediately excellent at this|
|me:||it is because I am a failure|
|me:||everything I touch dies|
I just want someone to give me kisses and let me sleep in their t-shirts.
don’t underestimate me. i’ll wear sweaters in the summer. i’ll eat like eighteen gallons of ice cream in the winter. fuck the temperature. i don’t give a fuck
Sometimes it really bums me out how bad I suck at making friends. People always seem to be super super stoked to hang out with me and are convinced we are gonna be BFFLs, but after we hang once or twice, they never ask to hang out again, at least not for a couple months. I’m going to assume that I’m either super boring in person, or super lame and awkward, and they just feel disappointed and are totally over the idea of being the kind of friends that hang out on the regular.😔😔😔
If you can pin me down in bed and hold my hand at dinner then you basically meet my standards